It's only mine because it holds my suitcase.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Santa on Santa Violence on the Rise

When Santas fight, we all win! The Amalgamated order of Real Bearded Santas is on the defense as the Red Suit Society and the Fraternal Order of Santas try to muscle in on its turf. The chairman fears for his life and has instructed his family, "that, if anyone looks like Santa, run."

1 comment:

  1. It may seem humorous, but the two men who usurped leadership have destroyed an international fraternal organization and refuse to reveal what happened to more than $30,000 in funds... and the Red Suit Society is not involved in conflict -- only 1,200 of the original 1,300 members.