It's only mine because it holds my suitcase.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Penis spam haiku

I kid you not. I just received this as part of my daily barrage of penis enlargement spam.
Girls like when it big.
Feel shy of your penis size.
Girls are laugh at you.

Friday, April 11, 2008

I was going to post this yesterday, but it wasn't true back then

It was my stated intention to post this image as proof, PROOF, I tells ya, that Comcast is, on occasion, capable of making me happy. But it was all a lie. Channel 736 taunts me with its blackness. Its cold, dark blackness.

It's not too late though. BSG isn't on for another two hours, twenty-three minutes, and nineteen seconds. Anything could happen between now and then. Anything. An empire might fall. A little-known mathematician may postulate the unifying theory of everything. A theologian may prove definitively that god not only exists, but lives in an abandoned farmstead a mile northwest of Saltdean, where he tends geese and grows beets.

Or Comcast could get around to letting me watch BSG in HD so I don't have to pull it down off tomorrow. That would be cool too.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Kurt Vonnegut was an interesting man

"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead. It is hard to adapt to chaos, but it can be done. I am living proof of that: It can be done."

More Vonnegut quotes

Oooh. Visitors!

Kenny Johnson is remaking "V", and it's going to be in theatres. I'm guessing the original hasn't held up to well - I saw a clip a while back, of one of the Visitors removing his mask. Beyond the fact that the lizard face underneath the human mask was noticeably larger, the whole thing just looked cheap and tawdry. Still, in my memory, it was teh awesomenest TV show EVAR.

Psst, buddy - want free hosting?

So I was looking for a new hosting provider yesterday and got to thinking - I have a bunch of domains and some clients and some friends and all of them need websites (as do trees, cats, and teenagers, apparently, but that's beside the point). Anyway, I decided that I'd get a low-end reseller account. They cost peanuts and allow you to set up fully functional, cpanel based hosting accounts that are independently managed.

So here's the deal: if you want free hosting for your personal thing. . .you know: blog, picture of a cute cat, whatever, with email and ftp and all the cool stuff the kids are using these days, and you're cool with not having 24/7 support, and you don't mind a 2gb transfer limit monthly, and -this is important- you actually know me, drop me a line and I'll get you set up.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Your word of the day

Your word of the day is "Clintanic". Now go forth and propagate it.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Stay Classy, San Francisco

The good people of San Francisco would like to honour the legacy of our president by naming an important piece of public infrastructure after him. Now that's class.