Starbucks is closing all of its stores for three hours today so they can "train" their "baristas" in the "art" of "espresso". Sounds great in theory, right? Whence all the quotation marks then? Well, a few years ago Starbucks installed automated espresso machine in all of their stores. Press a button, and out comes espresso. So if you're craving coffee this afternoon and you can't get your fix, it's all because of a cheap-ass Starbucks publicity stunt.
Frak you, Starbucks.
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Wait.... Starbucks is aware of "the art of Espresso"?
ReplyDeleteMust be a prank news item :-P