Alpacas > Horses

The Royal Canberra horse show has replaced its horses with alpacas. The audience, being Australian, is expected to be too drunk to notice the difference.

Horse absence leads to 'different' Canberra show

Buy! Buy! Buy!

I was wrong. The alpaca industry is thriving. I saw it on youtube, so it must be true.



Also, if you order today, they'll double your order and throw in a free set of steak knives! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Batteries sold separately. Alpacas not shown to scale. You mileage may vary. Offer not available to sane people.

Sell your alpaca before it's too late

Apparently there's an Alpaca bubble. And it's about to burst:

Our conclusion that current prices for alpaca stock are not supportable by market
fundamentals and that the industry represents the latest in the rich history of speculative bubbles
in agriculture may provide a useful caution for those considering investing in the industry.

Seriously.
Stop Laughing.
It's not funny.